De Blasio’s Office Issues Guidance On What You Should Put In Your Toilet

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio issues instructions on proper usage of NYC’s TOILETS!

Everything else causes FATBERGS! What are Fatbergs? Well, you gotta click here to find out! Bet you just learned a new word today, thanks to Bill de Blasio’s crazy Nanny State command.

I knew they would end up telling you when and how to wipe. NY is the king of socialism, don’t eat meat on Monday and I’ll tell you how to wipe when you poop. (coming soon I’m sure.)

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Daily Caller:

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio’s office tweeted out a set of guidelines Tuesday afternoon, instructing citizens on what to put in their toilet.

The tweet explains that there are “only four things” that should go in one’s toilet: feces, urine, vomit and toilet paper. They also warn that putting anything else in a toilet would result in “fatbergs.”

The city’s website defines fatbergs as “the masses of congealed grease and personal hygiene products that have been found lingering in sewers around the world.” More

Meddling and micromanaging… the left in all its totalitarian glory.

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